Señor Kaos Reviews Lux Pain: Video Game

So recently I got a copy of Lux Pain (Nintendo DS) in the mail for me to review. After playing the game for sometime now, I think it’s safe to say I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS GAME WAS MADE!

The story revolves around the game’s main character Atsuki Saijo. Atsuki is a member of an underground task force known as FORT, who is seeking out some sort of evil known as SILENT that is responsible for a rash of unexplained suicides. To get to the bottom of this threat and prevent more deaths, Atsuki needs to make use of his, ugh, telepathic powers and must, double ugh, go undercover at a local high school to gather information.

One second I was scratching the screen looking for worms, the next second I’m stuck in a chat with a character that seems to have nothing to do with nothing.

Remember those old Kung Fu movies, where the characters mouths and sound didn’t match? Well this game is like that. It sounds as if it was translated a few different times before it reached U.S. soil.

There’s WAY too much dialogue, the plot makes little to no sense, un-exciting gameplay all = a game I will never play again!

Lux Pain = 5 Bricks To The Face. = THIS GAME SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN MADE!